Well aint that a bitch, while I didnt get too much right I did call the Chargers beating the Seahawks so bow down! Heh.
So the last 2 weeks its been REALLY easy to stay uninformed about the ebb and flow of the season with everyone only talking about the jackassery of a couple players. I wont discusss it here.
Well lets press onward and discuss week 3!
Tampa Bay Buccaneers
Both of these arent ready for a primetime game. If you can avoid watching the game I highly reccomend it.
Tampa Bay 16 – Atlanta 13
San Diego Chargers
The 2 and 0 Bills play host to the Chargers. Both teams are riding high on wins and it should be a fun game. But Buffalo is beatable if the Chargers can stop the run. Which they will.
San Diego 29 – Buffalo 15
St. Louis Rams
Nope… tweet me if something worth watching happens in this game.
Dallas 23 – St. Louis 19
Them Eagles dont quit when they are down plus they are the best in their division. The Redskins have a chance now that Griffin is back playing the only position hes really good at and will have ample time to film new subway commercials.
Philadelphia 27 – Redskins 14
New York Giants
Lolgiants… lets all watch as JJ Watt eats Dur Dur Manning. The Texans need to prove themselves against tougher teams eventually, until then I love watching them beat up losers.
Houston 34 – New York 9
New Orleans Saints
Wtf Aints… you aint gonna win a game? Naw. You guys are too good for that. A Petersonless Vikings will have a tougher time if the Saints D can actually make some stops. We will see.
New Orleans 30 – Minnesota 20
Remember last year? Yeah? That will happen again.
Cincinnati 24 – Tennessee 21
Dude I cant believe im gonna say this but this might turn out to be a really fun game to watch. Saying that made me throw up a bit.
Cleveland 23 – Baltimore 20 (Fun rain game maybe!)
Green Bay Packers
Division rivals both looking somewhat shaky during the last 2 weeks. So this could go any way at all. But l am sensing a blow out again.
Detroit 37 – Green Bay 23
The Jags are challenging the Raiders as the crappiest team in the league (that will never happen here as I hate the Raiders) I fully expect Luck and the Colts to fuck the shit out of the Jags and break out of the winless group.
Indianapolis 45 – Jacksonville 0
New England Patriots
Yeah… men against idiots here. Atleast its not in Oakland and we wont have to suffer through the wannabe GWAR concert that is a Raiders game.
New England 33 – Oakland 9
San Francisco 49ers
I dont know about this. Are the Cards good? Was the 49ers collapse on Sunday night a fluke? Lets watch and see!
San Francisco 24 – Arizona 19
After the stumble vs the Chargers the Seahawks will be back in full force to show the NFL that it was just a one time thing. I expect the defense to step up and beat the Broncos down… even with drug lord Wes Welker back.
Seattle 31 – Denver 10
Kansas City Chiefs
The Chiefs are who I thought they were. A midwest version of the Raiders. Miami has got this one in the bag.
Miami 21 – Kansas City 14
STOP PUTTING THE STEELERS ON PRIMETIME! Seriously, stop they are a shitty team and deserve to play games at an unannounced time so no one has to witness them. Carolina rolls.
Carolina 27 – Pittsburgh 12
New York Buttfumbles
God damnit another fucking asshole team on primetime. Atleast the Bears are playing, which helps a little.
Chicago 23 – New York 17
Well thats it kids. Read em and weep!