Totally Uninformed: Week 3 2014 #NFL game picks.

   Well aint that a bitch, while I didnt get too much right I did call the Chargers beating the Seahawks so bow down!  Heh.

   So the last 2 weeks its been REALLY easy to stay uninformed about the ebb and flow of the season with everyone only talking about the jackassery of a couple players.  I wont discusss it here. 
   Well lets press onward and discuss week 3!

    Thursday Night:
Tampa Bay Buccaneers
           Vs.
Atlanta Falcons
   Both of these arent ready for a primetime game.  If you can avoid watching the game I highly reccomend it.
Tampa Bay 16 – Atlanta 13

    Sunday:
San Diego Chargers
          Vs.
Buffalo Bills
   The 2 and 0 Bills play host to the Chargers.  Both teams are riding high on wins and it should be a fun game.  But Buffalo is beatable if the Chargers can stop the run. Which they will. 
San Diego 29 – Buffalo 15

Dallas Cowboys
       Vs.
St. Louis Rams
   Nope… tweet me if something worth watching happens in this game.
Dallas 23 – St. Louis 19

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Washington Redskins
          Vs.
Philadelphia Eagles
   Them Eagles dont quit when they are down plus they are the best in their division.  The Redskins have a chance now that Griffin is back playing the only position hes really good at and will have ample time to film new subway commercials.
Philadelphia 27 – Redskins 14

Houston Texans
          Vs.
New York Giants
   Lolgiants…  lets all watch as JJ Watt eats Dur Dur Manning. The Texans need to prove themselves against tougher teams eventually, until then I love watching them beat up losers.
Houston 34 – New York 9

Minnesota Vikings
          Vs.
New Orleans Saints
   Wtf Aints… you aint gonna win a game?  Naw. You guys are too good for that.  A Petersonless Vikings will have a tougher time if the Saints D can actually make some stops.  We will see.
New Orleans 30 – Minnesota 20

Tennessee Titans
          Vs.
Cincinnati Bengals
  Remember last year?  Yeah? That will happen again.
Cincinnati 24 – Tennessee 21

Baltimore Ravens
           Vs.
Cleveland Browns
   Dude I cant believe im gonna say this but this might turn out to be a really fun game to watch.  Saying that made me throw up a bit.    
Cleveland 23 – Baltimore 20 (Fun rain game maybe!)

Green Bay Packers
          Vs.
Detroit Lions
   Division rivals both looking somewhat shaky during the last 2 weeks. So this could go any way at all. But l am sensing a blow out again.
Detroit 37 – Green Bay 23

Indianapolis Colts
          Vs.
Jacksonville Jaguars
   The Jags are challenging the Raiders as the crappiest team in the league (that will never happen here as I hate the Raiders) I fully expect Luck and the Colts to fuck the shit out of the Jags and break out of the winless group.
Indianapolis 45 – Jacksonville 0

Oakland Raiders
          Vs.
New England Patriots
   Yeah… men against idiots here.  Atleast its not in Oakland and we wont have to suffer through the wannabe GWAR concert that is a Raiders game.
New England 33 – Oakland 9

San Francisco 49ers
          Vs.
Arizona Cardinals
   I dont know about this.  Are the Cards good? Was the 49ers collapse on Sunday night a fluke?  Lets watch and see!
San Francisco 24 – Arizona 19

Denver Broncos
          Vs.
Seattle Seahawks
   After the stumble vs the Chargers the Seahawks will be back in full force to show the NFL that it was just a one time thing.  I expect the defense to step up and beat the Broncos down… even with drug lord Wes Welker back.
Seattle 31 – Denver 10

Kansas City Chiefs
          Vs.
Miami Dolphins
   The Chiefs are who I thought they were.  A midwest version of the Raiders.  Miami has got this one in the bag.
Miami 21 – Kansas City 14

Sunday Night:

Pittsburgh Steelers
          Vs.
Carolina Panthers
   STOP PUTTING THE STEELERS ON PRIMETIME! Seriously, stop they are a shitty team and deserve to play games at an unannounced time so no one has to witness them. Carolina rolls.
Carolina 27 – Pittsburgh 12

    Monday Night:
Chicago Bears
          Vs.
New York Buttfumbles
   God damnit another fucking asshole team on primetime. Atleast the Bears are playing, which helps a little.
Chicago 23 – New York 17

   Well thats it kids.  Read em and weep!

   -Cortical

  

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