Welcome back kids. I took last season off due to being a lazy asshole and not wanting to type. This season fuck it, lets type. I type up random ill informed thought on subjects I care about. So here we go.
Tonight is opening night in the NFL! Although I will say thanks to the plethora of asshat players in the NFL I am less than psyched for the season really. They really need to actually punish these players when they do wrong or it will never change, but thats another subject so fuck it.
Onward to my picks for the season!
Green Bay Packers
The divison is Green Bays, the Lions choke so fuck them and the Bears will go 6 and 3 before Cutler gets hurt and then they go 2 and 5 for the rest of the season and miss the playoffs. The Vikings are a team… whatever.
New Orleans Saints
Tampa Bay Buccaneers
The Saints are as good as their super bowl year and in this divison that will be more than enough to win it. Tampa Bay could be a dark horse team though. While not good enough to win over the Saints they are good enough to Wild Card into the playoffs. Atlanta and Carolina will battle for last place because they suck.
The other 3 teams.
Literally the entire NFC East is a cesspool. The Eagles are simply the best piece of shit in the pile.
San Francisco 49ers
St. Louis Rams
Seattle is fucking good. Everyone else will be looking for thier tablescraps. They will run away with the division and could easily repeat the super bowl.
The Bengals are good but always seem to fuck it up when it counts where as the Steelers always seem to have lady luck on thier side. The Ravens could move up if the other 2 have injuries/suspensions that mess up their starters and Hopefully Johnny Football turns into the next Ryan Leaf.
The Colts keep Luck upright the Colts win the division. This is another one of them all around bad divisions. The only shock might be that I see the Jags winning 6 games.
New England Patriots
New York Buttfumbles
No one in this divison is a threat to the Pats or a threat to anyone except maybe Minnesota or Jacksonville. Fuck them all
San Diego Chargers
Kansas City Chiefs
Ok, as a Chargers fan I hate to put the ponies on top, but they are… for now. They are a glass cannon though, and if teams get to Peyton like they did to Favre in his last season and fines be damned and put him down the Broncos are done. So as long as the neck stays up they are gonna win the divison. The Chiefs… so many people are high on them, fuck them. They will choke and fall as usual. The Raiders are the worst team in the NFL.
There ya have it. My picks for the season. Just watch. It will hold true. Guaranteed.